scooter fat

adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.

Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?

Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!

Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat

Dude #2: Yea scooter fat

by Acid Tongue Ireland June 19, 2010

Fat Sick

Being so unhealthy and obese that you are always in a state of sickness. Can be cured with a healthy diet, regular exercise, and some fresh air.

"I have to call off work again for the 27th time this month because I'm fat sick."

by fred durst 2 January 30, 2023

Fat Dragon

a person who is on the larger side that believes eating chinese food will make them skinny

P1: Look at her!
P2: Who? The Fat Dragon?
P1: Yeah, she has been dressing like a all american school girl this week!

by TOPthreesome July 5, 2016

Fat Albert

You're fat

"Hi Bob" "Shut up Fat Albert!"

by God Of Grass February 6, 2020

fat mob

A long distance to travel, especially when high or drunk.

Driving all the way to Denny's from here? That's a fat mob.

Man, I'm so high. Getting the tv remote would be a fat mob right now, hard.

by makingafatmobforsteaknshake January 3, 2011

what the fats!

"what the fats!" is a very similar to what the hell,what the mess? we can use this when some fat people violate you while you walk or standing in the crowded place.

what the fats!! are you blind!!

by J.Laiho October 21, 2010

Fat Loot

A word used in various games to describe rare, valuable, or large amounts of loot/money/items gained in a short period of time. Examples may include rare drops from enemies, or gaining large sums of money relatively easily.

Two examples would be Legendary Item drops in Fallout 4, rare items in 7 Days to Die, or massive amounts of credits (especially earned as pilots) in Heroes & Generals.

Fallout: "Damn, that legendary laser rifle was some fat loot."
7DTD: "This horde dropped enough parts to make a whole magnum, that's some fat loot."
H&G: "Playing as a pilot is guaranteed to reel in some fat loot, 10k+ credits a round."

by Georgiye April 18, 2018