Feel my rug

The innocent, almost double entendre comment made by some normally called Norma-Jean asking if someone has felt her new skirt which when felt has the feel of a nice furry rug.

N-J to client "hey, would you like to feel my rug?"
Client" well, it's an offer I haven't had tonight"

by theoriginalsexyrexy October 21, 2010

12 oclock feels

when it’s midnight and you have nothing to do so you listen to sad music, and get in your feels.

“hey man wyd”-patrick

“nothing much just getting into my 12 oclock feels, hbu”-matt

by tashia June 15, 2018

never feeling love

Not believing in love. Never knowing the completion to life love brings. Many people that experience this end up single.

Wow she has the never feeling love syndrome!

by Wise0ne January 28, 2018

ya feel me

commonly used as a coma

- then they pulled on me with an uzi, ya feel me? 2022, brooklyn, gang shit ya feel me? but i was chill with em bro, ya feel me

by t00c00lforscho00l March 9, 2022

Don't feel ways

To not care about something, it is a term most commonly used in the UK

What do you think about them breaking up?
- I don't feel ways about it

by OppWitSeriousMembers July 16, 2020

Feel like April

When you're day is so productive, you start feeling that you are working too much and you should enjoy your life a bit.

Damn, I did so much work in my office, it started to Feel like April.

by AQSQuared September 22, 2018

how feel you?

A way of asking "how do you feel?" in the manner of the great and powerful master Yoda himself.

Good, good, young one. How feel you?

by Xevious July 3, 2007