russian doorknob

anything one wants it to be. a russian doorknob can be serious or sexual, playful or just an actual door knob in russia, whatever one wants it to be

you such a russian doorknob
i heard they preformed the russian doorknob last night
is that door knob from russia?

by i_am_what_i_am December 10, 2006

Derka Derk!

Exclamation used when being jumped by hoodlums. It can also be used as a question.

1. The gang jumped out of the bushes and the homeless person yelled, "Derka Derk!"
2.homeless person:why are you fools jumpin' me? Derka Derk?

by King_Pin666 November 12, 2007

Dork

noun - you; your friends.

Go find a mirror, dork. Better yet, turn off your computer and go get a life.

by atwavirus September 15, 2005

Derka-derka

a word used to answer a very stupid question

Q:Hey is it hot in summer?
A:Duhhh nope, Derka-derka OF COURSE YOU F'IN MORON!

by World Ender January 13, 2009

Derka

Duh, yes, no

funny word meaning stupid/retarded person

"Tory did you do the homework"
"Derka you silly derka"

by Tevon December 25, 2005

derk

dick/ jerk

ray rodriguez

by crystal June 9, 2003

Dork

The act of being a dork

Bob: Your a dork!
Billie: Orly? :O

by gold ftw May 14, 2009