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doing laundry

When Kate, Mrs. Laundry, gets together with Chris, Mr. Laundry, and they're non-responsive for several hours while her away message reads "Doing laundry, brb"
Liz and I tried to instant message Kate, but she was too busy doing laundry. I hope she remember her "fabric softener" and cleaned up the "detergent" afterwards.
by The ever-awesome Ryan March 1, 2005
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doing my homework on the computor

The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.

A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.

Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.
parent: what are you doing on the computor so long??
child: I'm doing my homework on the computor!!
by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009
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doing it for the vine

In which a strange, dangerous or just outright stupid act is committed so it can be filmed and posted as a six second video on the media platform Vine.
Person 1: I'm going to smash these cartons of milk onto the floor lol
Person 2: What the hell?
Person 1: I'm doing it for the vine!
by Henrietta Brick January 6, 2014
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the fuck are you doing man?

by sandle143 October 23, 2018
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What am I doing here?

"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"

"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"

"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"
by Mr Special October 20, 2019
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Dominguez Curse

After anal sex with a woman,make her lick all the excess
juices from your penis so she walks around with her breath smelling like feces.
I just gave Gina the Dominguez curse.I hope she doesn't
talk to her mother today.
by Ely H Leftcock June 24, 2006
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Spaceship Docking

The act of taking a dump in a woman's vagina.
I would love to teach your mom about spaceship docking.
by Dwizzelf September 14, 2006
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