The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)

1. God is dead

2. Maybe God is not dead

3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked

4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys

5. Stan Lunar

6. No Boomers

7. Ignore Rule 5

8. No K-pop

9. No Zoomers

10. Careful of the Moderators

11. Refer to rule 17

12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)

13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14

14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)

15. Don't Die

16. I drop kicked that child in self defence

18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages

19. You must have pictures to prove your statements

20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred

21. You will never have sex

22. The cake is a lie

23. Fried pineapple is a sin

24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND

25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie

26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.

27. Nevermind your boring I take it back

28. The Rick Roll is advancing

29. Refer to rule 1

30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 01, 2022
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Discord rules

if someone wanted to be added in a private you have to let them if they have a connection with a person in the server
Person 1- you cant be in our server

person 2- but I know steve so i can discord rules say so

person 1- thats true you can be in now
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Discord GIFs

Porn, but for people who don't know what PornHub is.
1: "Shit bro I just searched 'roblox r' in discord gifs"

2: "What did you find?"

1: "Porn."
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Discord Girl

A female who uses discord.

Case 1: A girl gamer/weeb who wants to connect with likeminded people for convenience, but has all of her other needs met offline and is inundated by losers in her dms.

Case 2: A romantic interest a guy talks to primarily on discord, despite living hundreds if not thousands of miles away. Not to be confused with a standard discord friend. For some reason, you fixate on each other bc no one else irl get it. A relationship subject to end or progress at any given day.

Case 3: A sly woman who has learned to prey on male loneliness to game men out of money/attention through romance scams, explicit content, and general deception.
Person 1: "Damn bro I fell in love with a discord girl and now im out 2k... Fuck man I should have known!!"
Person 2: "You're an idiot but im sure you learned a lesson you will never forget"
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Demski on discord

The most and powerful godly gamer god of all time.
Hey man have you heard of demski on discord??

No man.

You arent a real gamer
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Da Boys Discord Server

1) The birthplace of the newest testament, The Book of Tom
2) A dictatorship ruled by fear
Jack: Hey come join Da Boys Discord Server!
Liam:
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bryan (discord 12 year old)

bryan is the name of an individual whom can not read :( when confronted about that issue, he quickly responds with "keep my name out your tax bracket", "you look like a cheese ball", or "kys hoe". we frequently pray for his recovery from whatever he is suffering from.
oh god...bryan (discord 12 year old)is in call
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