deuce

A piece of human feces.

Dude, i'll be back, I need to go drop a deuce

by Gman82 April 20, 2007

Deucebag

A person who places dirty shit on other peoples expensive furniture and belongings.

Matt, you're a deucebag for placing that dirty shoe on my couch!

by YoBroIGottaGoEffYoHoe November 19, 2010

Deuce

sounds like the spanish word for 2 dos
,so anything to do with 2

let me take out my deuce deuce

by PUSSY IS THE BEST LIKE LA September 15, 2005

Double Deuce

When a man has to take a shit, taking up the toilet stall, and another man has to go so bad that, forgoing his heterosexuality, he sits on the other man's lap and takes a shit between his legs.

A dirty double deuce is when both guys have diarrhea and the first guy's dick is covered in shit after.

This guy totally took a shit in my lap while I was taking a shit.

Awwww snapdragon, you got double deuced.

by Shitty_Ballz January 19, 2012

deuce loose , deuce loosemeat sandwich

noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.

3. see cameltoe

1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.

2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.

by d-man December 10, 2003

deuce

When you are in a group about to smoke some weed, "deuce!" is called after the blunt or spliff is rolled up to gain status as second in line to hit it (after the roller). If called out before it is fully rolled, it will result in the person getting bitch (last in line to hit it). Proceeded with Treys for third, Quads for fourth, ect...

(Group of 5 people, Blunt is finished being rolled by person 1)
person 2: Deuce!
person 3: Treys!
person 4: awww man...

by whats_a_pseudonym2 January 6, 2009

coke deuce

a cocaine-induced bowel movement or desire to move one's bowels

"Honey, please stop staying up until sunrise and stinking up our bathroom with your coke deuces."

by tobes July 31, 2008