it was a dark and stormy night

The greatest way to start any story ever regardless of what it is about

It was a dark and stormy night. Me and Jim were driving when......

by swagmaster Liam January 20, 2016

Cack his dacks

Pooped his pants. Someone is so shocked, surprised, astonished that they lose control of their bowels. dacks is Australian for pants.

Johnno would cack his dacks if the bulldogs won the grand finals!

by CharliePcat October 9, 2017

Tall, Dark and Gothy

1) To be even more mysterious and anywhere between 3 inches to a full foot more in natural height than your average Goth.

Once Karen donned her full makeup and dress, she became Miss Tall, Dark and Gothy.

by The Horn'd One May 26, 2009

Darksider

A member of the UK Girl Guide association

You need to join the Scouts and stop being a darksider

by Darksiding_UK March 14, 2011

Dakshitha

A famous Sri Lankan Prince known for his looks and charming personality. Normally used in context for males, emphasizing a royal character in looks and physical ability

He is such a Dakshitha when he comes to sports and girls.

by lilDman November 1, 2010

Dark Bolkum

The cobination of one Neanderthal with a massive bone visage and one illiterate retard with down syndroms traits of every kind.

fusion of derek yokum and mark boldes FORMS DARK BOLKUM!!!

big, bone visage, crooked fangs, big ears like hes got downs, billy club, you get the idea.

by mitch kraft September 24, 2006

Dark Pirate

A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates, if on Myspace, are required to list their Dark Pirate position in their display name, ex. "Dark Pirate Mistress" or "Dark Pirate Gunner". Although they are often referred to as "emo", most Emo kids want nothing to do with the Dark Pirates.

I saw the Dark Pirates at about 2 AM Air-drumming to Hawthorne Heights.

by Collin Jones October 7, 2006