Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

by El_Durazno July 5, 2020

Crank

When you cry and wank at the same time.

Got dumped yesterday so I went home and cranked.

by mcscrunter September 1, 2020

Crank

A DMV term that pertains to the listening and enjoyment of music, usually thought of to be good music.

Trey:" I've been crankin dat G-Herbo lately"

Markel:"Fosho, dat nigga songs do crank"

by Cranking October 21, 2020

Cello Crank

When you get into 69 and pluck the girl’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then collect them in a jar and then knit them into various clothing items such as a sweater and a scarf or a beanie.

You should see the cello crank hat my girlfriend knitted me.

by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024