Cobra'd

The act of being defeated over and over again as a civilian dude in a town/city with a military base for female attention by soldiers.

The local G.I.'s had outfoxed Bill so many times that he no longer even checked Bumble within 20 miles of the Navy base as he had no skills or assets that could prevent being cobra'd yet again.

by DFreshmaster March 29, 2019

Couch Cobra

Someone who practically lives on the couch, mainly for the purpose of watching television, and whose only real movement is the Couch Cobra Strike.

"Man, I had such a busy week, I think I'm just gonna go Couch Cobra all Saturday."

by Miss_Hilary June 5, 2007

SMOLDERING COBRA

HOT STEAMY COILED UP CRAP LEFT ON THE ICE WHILE ICE FISHING.

TODAY I WENT ICE FISHING HAD TO SHIT SO BAD I LAID OUT A SMOLDERING COBRA !

by JUNK YARD DOG EAP January 13, 2010

yellow cobalt code

It is code to wave to other fellow yellow cobalt drivers.

*yellow cobalt drives by you*
"dude its yellow cobalt code to wave"
*waves*

by hyppopotamis December 1, 2010

Spitting Cobra

After a male has ejaculated, he takes a piss in which the urine is sticky. Therefore when he is done and shakes the urine flys around but flys back onto his penis.

Robert have you ever had a spitting cobra after sex?
Demetrius yea, but mines more of a vicious black mamba.
Robert Nice

by Papa Loud May 4, 2014

black cobra

A large snake

"Yo, homie. I heard she saw your black cobra"

by swagiloctopus March 28, 2014

spitting cobra

penis
more specifically a penis in the act of ejaculating

"I showed her my spitting cobra"

by myghee July 3, 2005