rent a cop 

A fat worthless security guard who makes 7 $ an hour, usually has no gun becuase they can,t afford one, sits on a bench waiting for something exciting to happen. tries to act like he has higher authority then everyone else. but gets paid lower then minumim wage.

rent a cop hey you there stop running
(kids keep running)
rent a cop runs after them but fails
(kids laugh at him)
rent a cop get back here or I arrest you
(kids) "with what you don,t have anything except a flashlight"
rent a cop "with my my my my my my "LEAVE THE STORE OR I CALL THE REAL POLICE"
(kids) okay
rent a cop " tries to call the police but no service
"kids laugh"
"rent a cop "to embarassed to say anything walks away

rent a cop by don,tshoveyourstickdownthre March 5, 2013

Polish Cop 

A cop that jumps on his whistle and blows his horse.

"Heyo!!! Eshtop There!!!"

Polish Cop by runner* July 24, 2004

motor cop 

A Traffic Police Officer in any US CITY usually riding a BMW 1150-R motorcycle who issues tickets using a radar gun (that's all they do, no dispatch calls) and thinks he's SO bad-ass for doing so, in reality he is just pissing off other wise safe drivers who were caught speeding in his "speed traps", afterwards the motor cop brags to other "motor cops in the fraternity" over donuts and coffee, and play with each other performing tricks on their motorcycles and driving dirty in their own personal vehicles.

Mike Jo.- Man homie, would u believe this??!!
I was cruising down the block and then this motor cop on the side flags me down in my lexus for speeding and tinted windows!!

Paul W.- Shoot, dam those pigs ought to get blasted upon, doing that spit in our N-hood.

Mike Jo.- Straight up, motor cops are the worse kind of po-po in the world!!

motor cop by Urban Dictionary February 16, 2008

glory cop 

the kind of cops that men want to be when they join the force, cops like john mcclane from die hard and chuck norris.

"you came here just because you saw a glory cop on tv"

glory cop by hnt March 12, 2008

bacon cop 

when a cop is fat, lazy, and just doesn't give a shit.

the cop that pulled me over spoke out of the speaker phone, and let me go even though he saw me stuff the bloody body in my trunk. i said to my friend later "today i was totally pulled over by a bacon cop!"

bacon cop by cleo-baka-face October 10, 2009

ginger cop 

a police officer who has gingivitis (see ginger definition). may seem inferior as typical gingers do, but he usually ends up having a mighty oak in his fiery forrest.

:omg you slept with a ginger?! ew!!
:yah, but its okay, he was a ginger cop!

ginger cop by erica van winkleman May 31, 2010

ninja horseback cop 

the stealthy bainbridge police department division of night watchmen who ride on murdad-out horses on the offense with numchucks looking for the kids with the dankest bud and chill shrooms harry.

CHILL DUDE 1: "dude, that ninja horseback cop ganked all my dankest bud at 3am last night."
CHILL DUDE 2: "that sucks, dude i was tryin to get my smoked on

ninja horseback cop by bro chill jeremy May 23, 2010