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Poopy Condom

The product ie. condom after being used for anal fornication.
Synonymous with someone who likes to do fat chicks in the ass.

2. A condom that is deficated on during the act of anal penetration.

3. Someone who is as useful as a poopy condom
"Did you see that poopy condom he left in his best friends bed?"

"That kid is a pile of shit!" "No he is a poopy condom."
by XXforlife April 13, 2010
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Burnt condom

the act of putting a mixture of jalipino juice and cayenne pepper on the outside of a condom before fucking a girl.
Guy: are you ready for this?
girl: yea baby
guy: ok it might sting because my cock is so huge
girl:i can handle it
*puts on the burt condom*
girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
GUY: THAT'S MY BURNT CONDOM BITCH! THATS WHAT U GET FOR QUEEFING ON ME YESTERDAY!
by connor corrigan October 12, 2010
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Home Made Condom

Something you use as protection while having intercourse, non-laytex. Made from home materials.
Chuck and Shurl were about to have intercourse when they noticed they were outta condoms, so chuck went to the kitchen... Grabbed the saran wrap, and strawberry jelly for lube. Hey Red, Hows that for a Home Made Condom??
by Sherrrl January 2, 2009
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concordantly

one of the architects very limited vocabulary of complicated words, others being ergo and visa vee
concordantly the one was created
by neo November 14, 2003
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concord

a massachusettes suburb full of middle class parents and their drug addicted children. Famous for high marijuana and poisonous mushroom abuse rates.
by hitimes August 19, 2005
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Condolezza Rice

Dubya's slave whore. Commonly known as a nigger bitch.
Hey Condie, you missed a spot on your chin there and you shouldn't talk with your mouth full of Dubya Dick.
by R. Kemp February 12, 2005
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Polish Condom

An emergency prophylactic in which a sandwich bag is used in conjuction with a twist tie to secure it. Raid is lightly sprayed on the outside as a spermicide.
I dont have any Trojans but I could come up with a Polish Condom if you really want to do it.
by Ray Head April 23, 2008
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