The unattractive, thick, and oversweetened leftover substance found at the bottom of a empty coffee container that is often sold at most cheap corner stores, fast food joints ect.
After a long, hard day at work billy relaxed and enjoyed a cheap coffee until he was hit with a straight shot of coffee jiz at the bottom of the cup which he and many others find distasteful, and wondered why businesses still sereved such gross shit.
by Nick is dope September 22, 2007
Get the coffee jizmug. Any unorthodox or non-clearly identifiable source of coffee. If one is able to produce coffee without visiting the nearest coffee shop and without the aid of a coffee maker, there may be a coffee goblin involved.
by Yrmeje Ewebi December 19, 2017
Get the coffee goblinmug. In a small office of people eager for their mid-morning coffee, participants must weigh up their strong desire for caffeine against the burden of being the first to break, becoming the Coffee Chicken.
The Coffee Chicken must take complex orders, deal with handfuls of loose change, return with trays of coffee and deal with never ending complaints & commentary from those who showed greater strength of character.
The Coffee Chicken must take complex orders, deal with handfuls of loose change, return with trays of coffee and deal with never ending complaints & commentary from those who showed greater strength of character.
by Coffee Chicken November 1, 2008
Get the coffee chickenmug. A sex act done in the Inkwell bathroom where the man pours and entire steaming hot Dutch Coffee in the girls asshole, drinks it out with a straw, vomits in her pussy, fucks her, and then she sucks his dick (and swallows).
Random Man Whore: Dude this girl Rachel gave me a Dutch Coffee just for saying she didn't have too much make up on!
by Lobster Bisque March 7, 2015
Get the Dutch Coffeemug. A type of diarrhea. Specifically, it's the kind of diarrhea you get from eating at a taco wagon or Mexican restaurant.
I'm not feeling so good, I just ate at the Taco Truck and got a serious case of Tortilla Coffee.
or
I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(
or
I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(
by Caleb The Fly December 19, 2012
Get the Tortilla Coffeemug. by kissedbythedarkness_ April 20, 2019
Get the Iced-Coffeemug. The codename for a hidden sex scene in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas brought out by a downloadable patch. With this patch, when entering a girlfriends house for coffee, the scene shows explicit pornographic material involving the main character and his girlfriend.
by Blake Baldwin August 26, 2005
Get the hot coffeemug.