comfort coding

After a long coding session with your awful superior at work, you start coding complete sense-numbing shit instead of eating twinkies.

In other words: coding to avoid comfort food.

My Superior: "Move this 5 px right. Color this blue. Center the text. Align the text right. No, center. Update AWS settings, wait, don't, color the previous thing green. why did you not update AWS settings?"

Me, the moment he leaves me the fuck alone:
*Splits random css files into smaller ones for 2 hours*
*COMFORT CODING*

by Roeefl December 27, 2017

Code blue

You can use the term code blue for when u are in Mr Wallace's maths lesson and need help because it's living hell

Guy 1"ugh this is so boring"
Guy 2" I know right"
Guy 1" I'm having a code blue"

by Baby ISSAC January 3, 2021

Code 10

In the Telemarketing world, it signifies a very unintelligent black person

Ive got a Code 10 on the phone

by anonymous October 24, 2022

love codes

A number sequence or symbol code to secretly tell someone you like them or express your feelings without anyone knowing

A: hey what is 14225.2733?
B: Oh it’s just love codes
A: what does it mean?
B: the number is for how many letters there is in a word. 14225.2733 means “I want to be loved. So fucking bad bro”

by anonymous May 22, 2023

code golf

Code-golf is a competition to solve a particular programming problem in the fewest bytes of source code.

Let's play some code golf!

by GoodProgrammer December 21, 2021

code debt

Code debt refers to the code clutter and required system maintenance accumulated over time during software development, especially when done in haste. The time required to clean up clutter and perform maintenance accrues as the development progresses, like interest on a regular debt, and must be paid down at some point to keep the project healthy.

We've been developing this open source project for a year, but with all the TODOs and commented out code, we probably have another years worth work to pay down the code debt!

by TheGremlyn May 28, 2011

artisanal code

Computer code that was made entirely by hand with no assistance from AI, or other automated means.

No, I won't use ChatGPT. I actually enjoy writing artisanal code

by StratusFearMe21 March 7, 2023