classic

Something that big companies like to ruin.

Guy 1 - Hey did you seen that panda twerking with little girls on Cartoon Network yesterday ?
Guy 2 - Yeah,they totally ruined my childhood classic!

by ad48 August 12, 2016

Classic Prick

A tall white skinny man who lives in Edina Minnesota

Wow he is such a classic prick

by money time November 2, 2016

classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.

Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"

by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016

classic german

Minecraft xrayer (mostly German but not mandationary)

Mineman992: lmao this guy has a diamond rate of 200 diamonds an hour
Mineman69: haha classic German

by Qfs January 16, 2017

classic mouth

when you suck a man's penis well

"she gave me a classic mouth, bro"

by harderdolans January 24, 2017

Classic Steve

Classic Steve is when someone talks mad shit and hacks games

You can't see my high score but mine is better ohhh classic Steve

by Red rhymes March 3, 2017

Classic

rich teens who plays sports and think they're all that but they are pussy ass bitches/niggas.

ashley; "look at him with his friends joking around thinking they're cool because they have money"
Emma; "I'll beat they're ass, they're a bunch of classics"

by classics bitches April 10, 2017