rng carried

Usually refers to a man called Rory who's carried as fuck when it comes to RNG.

Rory is such an RNG carried fuck

by Chizura July 5, 2018

rng carried

Usually refers to a man called Rory who's blessed with luck and broken RNG.

Rory is such an RNG carried fuck.

by Chizura July 5, 2018

Chase Cappiello

Chase Cappiello is the smartest most athletic and handsome person in the state. He learned how to divide fraction in 2nd grade.

"Chase Cappiello aced another one of his math tests again for the 52nd time in a row."

by Then Best June 13, 2019

fart carrier

When your girl farts on your finger and you stick it in her nose afterwards.

Man bro I gave my girlfriend a fart carrier last night. It was a gnarly one

by Cacity July 14, 2019

Oversized Capri-Sun

The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.

Guy: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try

by Knee gears April 7, 2019

Story carrier

Storrycarrier tells secrets and lies

OMG did you hear barney is a storeycarrier I wouldn’t trust that fat shit story carrier

by Nick Handel October 17, 2019

Wisconsin Capri-sun

When you double handed deep dog throat a man in his mid to late 30's while drinking a corona beer on a Wednesday afternoon

I gave that man the best Wisconsin Capri-sun of his life.

by Loritis August 21, 2020