A Chokito sized log of similar size and texture, launched from a busted balloon knot with deadly force.
“that chick was tongue punching my balloon knot, when i nearly decaptitated her by mis-firing my Chokito cannon!”
by RangaNadz November 28, 2023
Get the Chokito Cannonmug. Henry: you texted my name as lennry and that's not my name
Alex: nope it's cannon now
Henry: its spelled canon
Alex: not anymore
Alex: nope it's cannon now
Henry: its spelled canon
Alex: not anymore
by DemonDicktonary September 21, 2023
Get the Cannonmug. THE nicest person you will meet. He has been in multiple relationships and doesn't like {coopkakes}.
If you are reading this Cannon you might be creeped out but trust me I know you...
If you are reading this Cannon you might be creeped out but trust me I know you...
by coopkakes July 16, 2018
Get the Cannon Levi Lamarmug. The act of leaving a butt plug in a woman (or man) for a week and feeding them nothing but beans so they get gassed up and shit goes flying when you pull the plug.
by doc6104 October 5, 2023
Get the Tazmanian Cannonmug. A weapon used by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. It can shoot out cannon balls and then suck, using the suck at a ledge can lead to a stale. You can also use the cannon to perform Suck and Cuck.
by Yoinky Bruh March 12, 2019
Get the Super Suck Cannonmug. The art of shitting with so much force that it is as if a cannon is going off inside your ass, thus creating an explosion of shit.
"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
by swankles May 11, 2016
Get the cannon shitmug. When you dress up as Scotsman and stand at the top of castle fizzing on the people below shouting hummus cannon!
I was walking by this castle and there was this man stood up at the top of it firing jizz on the people beloe, shouting hummus cannon. Covered I was! Fortunately I had some carrots to clean my face
by MrHummus February 12, 2025
Get the hummus cannonmug.