(n)origin: unknown. A disease of the upper thigh caused by the potent radiation of a common cell phone. If diagnosed early, it may not be fatal, but in most cases unfortunately it is a terminal illness. Some people believe that the illness can be reversed if the patient is told "bless your soul" repeatedly.
To avoid the harmful afffects of laughing thigh-cancer, shelby wisely keeps her cell phone away from her thighs.
by Allison Cameron February 17, 2009
Get the laughing thigh-cancermug. A post on an image sharing site like 4chan or a forum that is so utterly terrible that it gives someone cancer.
by Crave_Yourself August 26, 2012
Get the That post gave me cancermug. The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
by Hankscolts November 13, 2011
Get the I'm as serious as dick cancermug. 1.A person who is just an absolute beast in whatever he does
2.A person whos actions are so lethal they might as well cause cancer to anyone he approaches
2.A person whos actions are so lethal they might as well cause cancer to anyone he approaches
by Dom ~Dman January 11, 2009
Get the Cancer Causing Member of Societymug. by r/whooosh November 28, 2019
Get the Stage 4 terminal cancermug. Punching someone in a particularly sensitive area, such as the nuts, cunt-punching someone, the stomach, the throat, or the back of the head. Used as a threat.
Me: I'm gonna kill that guy...
Jerry: Dude, you couldn't kill him even if you had a gun...
Me: Shut the hell up, Jerry! Say that again and I'll punch you in the cancer!
Jerry: Dude, you couldn't kill him even if you had a gun...
Me: Shut the hell up, Jerry! Say that again and I'll punch you in the cancer!
by Chrizzles October 20, 2007
Get the punch you in the cancermug. by big boddy4444 August 24, 2023
Get the Monkey Booty Cancer AIDsmug.