The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.
by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014
Get the Cake paralysismug. Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”
by invalid_username_ April 20, 2020
Get the Tiny Cakesmug. Allen: "Having a hard time getting in my cake zone, wish she didn't have a boyfriend."
Jared: "It doesn't matter, she's not that pretty anyway."
Jared: "It doesn't matter, she's not that pretty anyway."
by Snowman92 March 24, 2011
Get the Cake Zonemug. A fetish act involving a man and a woman, a local newspaper (the Banbury Cake) and cake making ingredients that is practised in the town of Banbury in the UK.
The newspaper is taken and rolled up to resemble a funnel, which is then placed into the woman's upward facing vagina.
The man now adds the cake ingrdients to the funnel and mixes vigorously. When the mix is ready it is poured into a bowl with any that happened to enter into the woman. The mixture is then either eaten raw by the couple or baked and presented to unwitting friends and family members.
Warning: Can lead to intervention of social services and/or severe yeast infections.
The newspaper is taken and rolled up to resemble a funnel, which is then placed into the woman's upward facing vagina.
The man now adds the cake ingrdients to the funnel and mixes vigorously. When the mix is ready it is poured into a bowl with any that happened to enter into the woman. The mixture is then either eaten raw by the couple or baked and presented to unwitting friends and family members.
Warning: Can lead to intervention of social services and/or severe yeast infections.
by googabooga April 25, 2013
Get the Banbury Cakemug. 
by Stalecake April 23, 2015
Get the stale cakemug. by joeybagodoughnuts October 30, 2016
Get the Cake moneymug.