Cabbage

Meaning going to blow your mind or break your world etc

Dude you'll never believe what i did last night, im gonna break your cabbage

Cabbage by jamaljones6783 January 24, 2026

cabbage

a fucking dolt

Person A: Yo, that guy is a fucking cabbage!
Person B: Yeah, I agree.
That guy: durrr

cabbage by FascinatedCheese January 27, 2026

Cabbage Bum

A bum that is so infested with haemorrhoids that it looks like a cabbage!

Or

Someone who is farting and it smells like rotten cabbage.

“You have a serious case of cabbage bum”

Cabbage Bum by Cabbage bum May 15, 2026

nettage cabbage 

during ping pong, the process of hitting the ball off the net onto the opponents side then having the opponent hit it back to save it

"Oh boy, that was some nasty nettage cabbage."

nettage cabbage by joe ljfhoufy November 7, 2007

baby cabbage 

old man's sack. also known as his shlong

this kid down my floor named champ has a baby cabbage

baby cabbage by Jonas1989 November 30, 2007

The Cabbage Patch

Noun: A mysterious location where objects of nuisance are stored in...

alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:

As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)

*DONE*

The Cabbage Patch by Poor Tom on a cross... May 28, 2010

green cabbage 

The act of one man painting the gooch of another man green.

Danny loves it when Ryan gives him the ol' green cabbage.

green cabbage by TallulahBelleTx September 1, 2010