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bullshit whistle

Blowing the bullshit whistle is method of calling someone out for not telling the truth about something. When a person knows a statement or story is total bullshit, he will make a “tweet-tweet” sound like a steam whistle. It’s especially handy in group settings like a smoking circle where the embarrassment for the liar can be maximized.
Todd: “Yo’, Chris. I heard you and Rabbit went to the club last night. How was it?”

Chris: “Dude, it was crazy. The bitches wouldn’t leave me alone. I guess they all wanted my potato dick.”

Rabbit: (exhaling an especially big bong rip) “Tweet-tweet. I'm totally blowing the bullshit whistle on that.”
by Orphanmaker July 11, 2011
mugGet the bullshit whistlemug.

bullshit ass bullshit

When something is above and beyond untrue or false but still happens to you!
I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!

I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit
by Urbandicologist June 16, 2021
mugGet the bullshit ass bullshitmug.

Bullshit

Cunton
Anything anyone says is so Cunton, meaning bullshit. Cunton means completel bull crap, totally false, a waste of breath & a waste of hearing. Saying cunton refers to lies, insults, misjudgment, discrimination, prejudice, sexual harrasssment, peer pressure, bad choices, jail time, anything bad that happens in your life & anything anyone says is total Bullshit, or pulling a cunton.
by Fuckcunton December 13, 2019
mugGet the Bullshitmug.

bullshit

Referred as "bullshit" union of bull and shit, to a whole new meaning : lie
What you're saying is total BULLSHIT.
by POTPlayer July 4, 2025
mugGet the bullshitmug.

Number one bullshit guy

the type of guy who will dry fist you without even giving you apple juice and likes akil a lot . He will lick akil a lot and a lot
fuck you gigganigga you're a number one bullshit guy who likes to kiss elmehdi
by superniggaballs November 16, 2023
mugGet the Number one bullshit guymug.

butt fuckin bullshit

When billy is sick and tired of customers and coworkers bullshit
Billy he's about sick of everyone's butt fuckin bullshit
by BillmfvNilli August 26, 2022
mugGet the butt fuckin bullshitmug.

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