Mouth Breather

A nearly wiped out ethnic group of humans who breath very noisily through the mouth only. Major causes of death are from suffocation while: giving blow jobs, eating, or attempting to breathe from the nose.

1. Alex almost suffocated yesterday while eating; he must be a Mouth Breather.
2. Sadly, Alexis suffocated while giving Mr. Andryszak a blow job. She was the last female Mouth Breather.

by Douglas Page February 22, 2005

Choda breath

the noxious smell that takes over one's breath after licking and sucking on a smelly crusty choda

Brenda had severe choda breath after licking the lint and dingle berries from the most hairy and vile choda.

by e.a. chodabreath definer November 7, 2006

butthole breath

Breath sufficient for licking anus~also known as morning breath

You might as well lick my asshole with your butthole breath.

by sambamlick March 1, 2011

chinese breath

The poor state of breath that is common among Chinese people and / or people from varying Asian nationalities. It is considered somewhat foul and off-putting.

"Jessica hooked up with Allan, that Chinese guy but apparently he had Chinese breath. Now she is nervous about hooking up with other Asian men again."

by oranges&apples February 6, 2017

Mouth Breather

Adj: - derogative term - Someone of a lower (or no) class – Usually found in large packs in city centres – can be of any age (although motherhood stats at 14) – standard attire – Tracksuit bottoms – fake Burberry caps – jewellery from Elisabeth Duke of Argos. Derived from the fact they breathe through there mouths.

1; the mouth breathers stood in the dole queue.
2; the mouth breathers considered Primark to be an expensive shop.
3; the mouth breathers were unfamiliar with the concept of books or chewing with ones mouth closed.

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003

soybean breath

An insult implying the recipient is either an anal-retentive enviro-health food nut or a not-bred-for-intelligence herd animal.

Hey, asshole...go do preventive maintenance on your Volvo, you soybean breath sack of shit...and quit staring at me and rolling your eyes...it's taking the enjoyment out my eating this batter-fried triple bacon cheeseburger.

by harry flashman September 18, 2003

Penis breath

Someone who's breath resembles the stench of penis. This could be caused by giving head for a long period of time or be used to bust someone's chops.

1. Hey, brah get away from me, you have a bad case of penis breath.

2. Joe: Hey, what's up bro, I'm so fly and cool and too sexy for this shit!
Brad: Shut up penis breath

by CallMeBigD April 26, 2009