Body-Dependent

Someone whose body/boobs is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his overall body, people love bodydependent-people because of their 'body', not because of their 'face/hair'. Their face is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Channing Tatum, all of Magic Mike, Nicki Minaj, Denise Milani.

Angelica: omg channing tatum's body is so sexyyyyy, im gonna fucking jizz. omg

Kate: oh kill yourself, channing is body-dependent, his face is just, so fucking ratchet and ugly. his body is hot as fuck though, and who the hell would name their kid, "channing". never ever fucking name your child with "inning" at the end

**meanwhile in a land of lonely horny men**

Chris: god, im gonna fap to nicki minaj tonight.

Michael: dude, shes so fucking ugly, but her ass and tits are just enormous and sexy, shes body-dependent.

by CharmScorp July 25, 2013

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Pony body

When the length of a person's body is equal to the length of their legs.

My lord Carol, look at her ass, it's the centerpoint of her body. She's a God damn pony body.

by Dong schlong May 5, 2018

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Grandma Body

When an older woman loses all shape and her breasts drop to her waist and her arse disappears into her legs (fly arse) She must have the pensioner hunch on her back to qualify fully to be a Grandma Body. She can't do a lot like bending over or walking properly due to the mis-placed gravity around her sagging appendages.

"Ask her to touch her toes..."
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body..."

"Hey! Stand up straight when I'm talking to you"
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body."

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

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