Dirty blanket

The opposite of a wet blanket. Someone who immediately makes things grimey for better or worse.

Positive:
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate

Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.

Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.

by OGmud July 13, 2023

wet blanket

A sexual act where you are making love to a women where you wait as long as you you can and right before you cum you rap a blanket around the womans head and yell cum typhoon then which you pull out and cum on the blanket so when they go to take it off they have splooge on there hands

I pulled a wet blanket on my girlfriend this morning

by Shoe stomper July 24, 2023

Blanket typhoon

A sexual act where you are having sec and before you cum you grab a rag or blanket and cum on a rag or blanket and then your sex partner sucks it off the rag or blanket

Me and my girlfriend pulled a blanket typhoon

by Shoe stomper July 24, 2023

yoga blanket origami

This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.

Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?

by yippa August 25, 2023

not anymore there’s a blanket

Aftermath of: “The sun is a deadly laser”

Friend 1: “The sun is a deadly laser”
Friend 2: “Not anymore there’s a blanket!”

by Dukboii123(dickrider) September 30, 2023

Pig in a blanket

When someone inserts a single toe inside the foreskin of a penis. For sexual purposes.

“Hey James, how was your date with Clara!”

“Incredible! Thanks for asking! She used her hot toes for a pig in a blanket with me!

by Flipjack McGillicuddy September 30, 2023

Jeremy Blanket

When you get so shit faced that you pass out, and someone puts a shirt with pictures of Jez on them on you, like a blanket. They also shit in your mouth.

Wez got so shit faced last night that he wore the Jeremy Blanket!

by partyboy123 December 3, 2021