bagel

crappy circle bread

person: ur eating a bagel? theyre just crappy circle bread

by dsjgviSEIRJGi June 21, 2019

bagel

A sex toy used by hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.
Also, tasty food that makes my tummy happy.

Damn that hobo is really going all out on that bagel.

by Pussy wagon 69420 January 10, 2022

bagel

A sex toy for hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.

Goes well with avocado.

healthy donut

damn, that hobo is really going all out on that bagel. Must have run out of girls

by Pussy wagon 69420 January 10, 2022

Bagel

Did you actually just ask urban dictionary what a bagel is? Do you have anything better to do? Get yo socially awkward cheeks off the coach and get some babes.

Bagel

by MyDogIsChonky October 02, 2022

Bagel

the best food. ever.

bow to the bagel lord

by the bagel profit May 19, 2022

Bagel

Endearing term for an individual that displays an extra chromosome whether it is by aspect or behavior

My friends baby is a bagel, he's so cute and has an amazing sense of humor!

by Aiolos May 21, 2024

Bagel

Bitch

She is a bagel for hooking-up with my ex.

by The Bagel Maker April 02, 2017