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Bagel

It is a sadder version of a Donut. Usually plain but you can put frosting on it which means you basically made a Donut.
"I would like a bagel."
"No you would not like a bagel"
by Sparkythedef July 30, 2018
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Ripe Bagel

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.
Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!
by stalebagel February 14, 2021
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bagel cult

cult needs: 3 people.

we have.. 3 bagel-loving people...HMMM..

c u l t
by quibblee May 4, 2021
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Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.
It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
by Muffins. August 24, 2022
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Knuckle Bagel

If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?

But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”

Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
“Hey wise guy. You’re in for a knuckle bagel”
*rubs fist into palm menacingly.*
by jbongo September 12, 2025
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Bagel

She is a bagel for hooking-up with my ex.
by The Bagel Maker April 2, 2017
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Bagel

Bagel means a small chode (dick), it is used as an excuse when one of the homies sends a dick pic by accident.
‘What was that’
Dude it was just a picture of a bagel’
by Blagblog January 11, 2022
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