Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011

the awkward prom

When you fuck in the backseat of a car at 1 in the morning in the parking lot of a school after prom.

Did you hear that Sarah and John did the awkward prom last night?

by Theawkwardprom.com April 6, 2017

awkward

me

i am awkward

by Xeries July 31, 2024

awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree

Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree

by NotK1w1 May 4, 2017

Awkward Coaster

When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.

John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.

-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.

by NotChuckxoxo March 20, 2010

Awkward Penguin

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.

She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.

by G009 June 1, 2016

Awkward

Dom.

Dom is so awkward. Especially on the phone.

by Jjjjjjjjjooooooom September 9, 2021