Gooch Attack

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)

Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.

by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020

Attack on Titan

a beautiful anime about a world of titans and much more. best anime in my opinion

Person 1: “I love attack on titan!”
Person 2: “Whats your favourite character from this anime?”
Person 3: “Mine is Renier from Season 4 because he is HOT”
Person 1: “Damn right he is.”

by rainbowbarfs March 11, 2023

Pam attack

A panic attack if your name is Pam. In other words a pamic attack.

I had a Pam attack today

by BearfromJear October 30, 2023

Lac attack

When a person who is lactose intolerant eats something dairy and has a bad reaction.

I really want that chocolate ice cream but if I eat it I will for sure get a lac attack.

by walkitoutdougie May 12, 2012

Gold Attack

When you flex on someone with gold jewelry. Also the name of Dj Tasos’s album “Gold Attack”

John gold attacked Buu with his gold

by senpaijohnmich November 23, 2019

Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.

David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)

by %Boiiii December 11, 2016

Sheart attack

A physiological response to an extreme surprise involving simultaneous evacuation of one's bowels and cardiac arrest.

I nearly had a sheart attack when I was almost hit by the car that ran the red light.

by llanevad November 25, 2016