jew-attack

When a jew assaults you by stealing your pension and invests them in S&P 500.

Yeah i got jew-attacked by Mads last week, now i'm gonna loose custody of my daughter.

by BubberDucky1187 January 10, 2020

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raccoon attack

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you suddenly pull out and stick both of your index and middle fingers in her ass and as she turns around in shock you draw circles around her eyes and run out of the house knocking over the trash can on the way out

Raccoon attack

by Stank lord June 14, 2021

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FWS Attack

The Finger Warmth Stealth Attack is one of ingenious cunning and skill. In layman's terms, a single finger of the unsuspecting victim is inserted into ones own anus without them noticing. The result upon realisation is not one of disgust, but of pure awe and respect for the immense skill and aptitude required to pull off such an attack...

Ninja: ..yep....yep... nearly... yes!
Victim: (suddenly realising) What the... how the.... thats......
Ninja: Thats the FWS Attack, my friend, and I know; You're impressed
Victom/Big fan: My God!! That is impressive!! The ingenious cunning and skill to pull off such a awe inspiring move without my noticing.... How!!?
Ninja: Training. And time.... You can take it out now my friend; this lesson, is over.
Big fan: Wow, thanks Blatant Ninja, you're the best!!
Ninja: Yeah bitch.

by Funk Master Slam May 04, 2010

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attack rabbit

A mythical creature that resembles a normal rabbit but then yet it attacks people with its sharp incisors. This term was first used as a warning of something very small can turn into a big threat.

Hey dude I just ran into an attack rabbit you better flee the area!

by Schmuckoff June 26, 2017

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