parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

sea turtles, mate

An explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way.

Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise

How did you escape the island?
Sea turtles, mate.

by yardnoc July 6, 2015

diving into the red sea

An act completed to earn your "Red Wings".

Eating a girl out during her period. Or to perform cunnilingus during the end of the monthly menstrual cycle when menstrual flow is present.

by Mental Midget November 15, 2003

Screaming sea gull

Verb: When having intercourse on a beach the male pulls his penis out and dips it into the sand, then putting it back in. This causes excruciating pain for the female, and she lets out a loud scream.

Paul: dude, I had Sex with sam the other night on the beach and to ruin our relationship and break up with her I gave her a screaming sea gull.
Ken: That's one hell of a way to end it.

by Sheamus April 11, 2008

Camp Sea Gull

A phrase meaning, "something preppy and hot."

Kelly: "Seth Cohen's picture on the OC Season 1 DVD is really preppy and hot."
Jessica: "Yeah it's like wicked Camp Sea Gull"

by Henry January 12, 2005

semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas

A female who appears to have sucked so much semen over the years that she has become pale and skinny almost albino like and has traveled the world extensivley seeking out other victims,like a vampire she waits in the darkness of the sea A.K.A the world for to suck every man dry!!!

(CHRIS): Shit Todd you don't look so good.

(TODD): Yeah man I know I met this slut last night and I took her $2 ass home and she completly sucked the life force out of me. I think she was a semen suckin sea serpent of the seven seas!!!!

by squirtdonkeys July 23, 2007

Parting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl who has her period.

Alex: Dude, be a good wing man and take her down for me!!
Ralph: Saw a tampon in her purse, so she's on the rag dude!!
Alex: Well then you will just be parting the Red Sea!

by RealArif August 28, 2013