Sober as a dog 

To be absolutely pissed out of your face

Has tony been drinking?
Dude, hes sober as a dog

Sober as a dog by Tony Stonehouse June 29, 2008

Straight As a Mountain Pass 

The ultimate definition of a simile. This statement puts a humorous spin on describing a Homosexual.

Associtate 1: "You see that girl in the Cafe has a mohawk now?"

Associate 2: "That's a chick?"

Associate 1: "You know, the one Straight As a Mountain Pass?"

Associate 2: "Gothcha."

Straight As a Mountain Pass by King CJK December 13, 2010

Straight as a circle

"Straight as a circle" is the meaning "your/im gay"

He's deffinetly gay. Yeah Georgenotfound is straight as a circle

Straight as a circle by IvaNotFound March 8, 2021

N.A.S 

This is an acronym meaning “niggas ain’t shit”

Why would he do that I swear N.A.S

N.A.S by Dayaisia April 19, 2018

Sober as a goat 

An expression that Bobby made up and has no actuall meaning.especially since he's the only one who uses this expression

Bobby "I'm sober as a goat"
Everyone else: is that even an expression?

Sober as a goat by Not Bobby July 2, 2016

Sharp as a Marble 

If you can't figure out what this means, it's probably you.

Person 1: He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Person 2: Not the sharpest? He's as sharp as a marble.

Sharp as a Marble by j99barker June 29, 2016

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Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

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