alaskan pipeline

when someone shits inside of a condem and freezes it to make a dildo

hun i think your alaskan pipeline is melting

by thunderdumplin December 14, 2010

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of Defectating, placing the feces in the freezer, and once the feces are frozen, proceeding to insert the frozen feces into somone else's anus.

Bob said he gave some hooker an alaskan pipeline yesterday. What a sick bastard!

by Baka Derka Allah March 30, 2008

Alaskan Ice Cream Float

When you proceed to ejaculate and take a dump in a glass, then shake up a soda. When having intercourse with your partner, you open the soda into her pussy and quickly throw in the ejaculate/feces combination.

John: What ever happened to your girlfriend Sally?
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.

by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011

Alaskin Dump Off

The act of cumming on ones back and they then stand up and dump it off on to your back, repeat as many times as wanted.

Me and Jessica kept doing to Alaskin Dump Off untill our backs hurt

by Alaskin Dump Off's October 8, 2011

Alaska

The most novel state in the United States.

What? You're from ALASKA? No one lives there!

by An Alaskan, lol July 4, 2009

Alaskatizer

(n) an adolescent Alaska native.

"Where are the Alaskatizers?"
"Perhaps they are rockin out in their igloos."

by cmalkows July 4, 2005

Alaskan Crab Fisherman

When you put a crayfish/small crab into a females vagina then fish around with your dick until it latches on, and you pull it out.

We were bored so we went to the pet store and got a crayfish to do the Alaskan Crab Fisherman.

by samborambo15 April 27, 2009