Ags

A strange creature, standing at a total of 6 foot 9 he trumps over any body who stands in his way. Not to be mistaken with Dartix who is also tall and often seen walking around the grounds of NESCOL. Ags is distinguished by his unique voice which when heard cuts straight through any other sound being the loudest sound in the room, even if he is trying to be quiet.

"Did you hear what Ags just said?"
"Yeah, he just said that the world is flat like minecraft"
"Wtf"

by Sue Solo December 13, 2018

tender age shelter

A euphemism for a concentration camp for children.

The Trump Administration claimed they were placing children separated from their parents into 'tender age shelters', but everyone knew they really were placing them in concentration camps.

by PainfulTruths June 20, 2018

age-maturity discrepancy

An inappropriate gap between perceived maturity level in comparison with age.

Little Johnny had a large age-maturity discrepancy. His biological age was 13 but had the maturity level of the average 6 year old.

A large polar intelligence matrix in conjunction with an age maturity discrepancy existed between Sarah and Joe. They simply couldn't get along.

by Ontological June 25, 2018

Age of Influence

When the defining factor in an individual's social status is the leverage that he/she holds in high-profile connections, the quality of his/her personal brand, and the degree to which he/she adheres to social norms.

Due to the prevalence of social media and the minimal value that physical proximity now plays in fostering and maintaining relationships, it is clear that the 21st century is deep into the Age of Influence.

by livejoyful August 2, 2018

Age

Age is just a number

"Gimme your age"

by Simon Lum August 14, 2018

Ag Bois

Like Soy Bois but with bigger tits. Love to talk about the land and hold an air of arrogance. When not wearing rich school boy attire they are measuring each others dicks and hectares.

Those one hand drivers in their boots and popped collars talking about shares, $$ and all things aristocratic must be Ag Bois.

by Nicholas Atkinson February 6, 2019

christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.

Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.

by Holelottanope September 23, 2018