I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.

Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"

by phil_lane July 3, 2024

80% think they are the top 20%

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.

Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.

by public2 November 12, 2022

I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you

girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

by Sexydimma June 3, 2015

think differ

when you make fun of Steve Apple too much in your head but you're probably no better.

look at that "artist". he's got a think differ so it means he's allowed to be funny apparently.

by anonymous October 18, 2023

hmmmm trying to think of what to type

Trying to think of what to send to girlfriend

Guy 1: hmmmm trying to think of what to type.
Guy 1: Yo, what do I say to her?
Guy 2: nice boobs and butt?

by Cooper Vistad November 29, 2021

I think I missed an episode

| aɪ θɪŋk aɪ mɪst ən ˈɛpɪsəʊd|

A phrase often send in class but can be said anywhere which is meant to display complete confusion or misunderstanding of a topic or instruction.

Person 1: “ayo what? Guys I think I missed an episode, what’s going on?”
Person 2: “yeah you were ill last week right?”
Person 1: “yeah I did guess I kinda did miss an episode”

by British_Anon December 5, 2022

Let me think about that and forget it quickly

A phrase you say to someone when you don't want to consider their suggestion seriously.
A phrase you say to someone when they have an egregious suggestion or opinion.

Can I guy your gaming chair for $5?

Let me think about that and forget it quickly.

by SGT_ED May 21, 2024