by Daigleicious June 03, 2022
Giving a rusty trombone with dry cotton mouth while wearing a Bart Simpson mask. When they finish you shout "Don't have a cow man!" And slap them in the face.
by ray.rubies April 24, 2020
A key that is soooo old it has never been used. It is for your chastity belt. U have been a virgin for quite some time
by The Friendly Nazi July 12, 2017
Farting while being goosed. A combination of "gooseing" (an uninvited finger up one's ass) and "crop dusting" (farting while walking ahead of others.)
by Plinytheelder August 08, 2021
When in South Lyon, Michigan, you and your buddies pile into 1 car (usually 1 person or more per seat) to smoke weed on the dirt roads going half the speed limit to avoid the city cops.
Last night I was crusin the dusties when a huge unicorn jumped out in the middle of the road and smashed into my car. The next morning I found out it was just a baby deer.
by DirtySL October 16, 2017
The sprinkling of chilli flakes from a ghost pepper onto the asshole of a sexual partner, then having that partner fart in your eyes.
by Tommytanker April 04, 2018