Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.

Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.

by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016

spank-noid

spank·noid (sp angk 'noid)

n.
The sphenoid bone.

adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.

v.
1. What she "says" in class.

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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.

Hey, what is number 13? Is it the spank-noid bone?!?

by mabecorp April 25, 2010

Retroactive spanking

A spanking you give to your adult offspring after you find out something atrocious they did as a child.

Bobby jr. may be 40 now but he still needs a retroactive spanking for taking his papaws truck and trading it for Pokémon cards.

by 1Bigreg64 June 3, 2025

Spank

A ounce of weed in Dayton ohio

“Bro waxing 200 a spank”

by Half booty to a spank August 8, 2022

Spank demes

1. Memes that are to extraordinary to explain.

2. Memes about spanking people

Spank demes are amazing!

Person 1: One cannot explain to me this utter carnage on my screen.

Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.

by GaylorOrJamoosee October 11, 2017

Full Spank

(noun) a spanktank which is filled to capacity. May be used to emphasize that one has made a sizeable contribution to one's amount of masurbation materials, or that one has not unloaded a sperm load in too long.

I just finished a download bender of tube sites, so I'm running on a Full Spank.

He must've had a Full Spank, because he blew a load of ropey dicksnot all over the place!

spanktank dicksnot

by MrLzrd June 3, 2011

Retro-Spank

Pleasuring one's self to pre-digital porn.

I came across Traci Lords today on Porn hub. Needless to say, it was quite the retro-spank.

by RUBIWAN September 19, 2016