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I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI 

When you wake up in a new bugatti, so you scream it out in pure joy.
Bob: (SCREAMS) I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

Jake: Why do you gotta be so loud?!

Bob: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

jabber woke 

to lecture about social injustice, while doing little to create change.
I friend likes to jabber woke at our cafe, then go home to his hobby ranch.
jabber woke by Oops11 September 16, 2016

And then you woke up 

An expression or saying that is in response to something that embodies a foolish or nonsensical statement or remark.
Rogue: Laker's decade has already passed, I'm afraid you will root for the spurs when they are playing with our boys in blue in WCF, wishing the spurs to revenge your team by beating our boys in blue who would have already beaten the Fakers in the first round.
Kobe: And then you woke up.

Anti-anti-woke

Anti-anti-woke refers to a critical stance towards both mainstream "woke" culture and especially its reactionary "anti-woke" opponents, in favor of an actually radical and transformative approach to social justice, wherein the ultimate goal is to establish social freedom by dismantling structures of domination.
Person A: "Ugh, I'm so sick of these woke liberals pushing their agenda on everyone."

Person B: "Yeah seriously, what we need is an anti-anti-woke stance to actually fight for mutual freedom."

Person A: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Person B: "It means rejecting the benign liberal co-optation of 'woke' and challenging the vicious 'anti-woke' stance by focusing on deconstructing structures of domination. Those cruel anti-woke bastards on the far-right are gaining fascist traction by doubling down on vicious social hierarchies and liberals are too busy virtue signaling to do anything substantive about it. We need to take real action and attack the roots of unfreedom, not engage in useless debates and appeals to the state."

dumb woke 

basically when you think you're woke. but you're a dumbass who doesn't understand why communism failed. basically a dumbass who thinks they'll save the world by becoming vegan.
"Gosh...he was so dumb woke with his fucking man bun"
dumb woke by oTeRymId March 7, 2021

White Boy Woke 

A guy who constantly speaks about deep spiritual explorations but doesn't understand intersectionality.

A guy who thinks that he's woke but doesn't understand or try to understand anything from a non white male perspective.
He was like, "You're missing out on a lot of wisdom if you're excluding content from white men."
So I had to dump him because he's just too white boy woke.