Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant

“Yo I gave Rachel an awesome Russian Johnson last night”

by PoopPantz December 10, 2020

Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls

Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts

by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023

sophie johnson

Sophie johnson is a keeper she is very fit and a good laugh she is very lovely and kind and has a very anoying brother aka if u have a sophie johnson keep them forever

Sophie johnson is a very kind person

by Pineappleandcarrot March 7, 2021

Nigron Johnson

The first black person

Everyone on Earth was white until Nigron Johnson was born

by Doodar Poonjabi August 3, 2022

pulling the johnson

The act of masturbating.

Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?

by SnekkySnek January 27, 2018

Lumpy Johnson

Multple brown nuggets left on a fat Johnson after anal sex

Ahhhhhh! BITCH GAVE ME A LUMPY JOHNSON!!!

by gatomontez April 11, 2019

Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.

If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.

by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013