wet spam

Derogatory slang for West Ham United Football Club by other jealous glory hunters, because they are rubbish (apparently)

See also: Football Banter.

Ryan: Oi mate coming to the pub to watch the match?

Lee: Oh you mean between WET SPAM and ARSEnal? Not a chance mate! I'd rather suck my nan's nips.

by Flange Chicken September 15, 2015

Wet Chinchilla

A mixed drink created by "Nick" in Towson, MD. It consists of equal parts Tequila(owing to its Mexican rodent name), Blue Curacao( making it "wet" and giving its blue color), Vodka, Apple Schnapps, and Sour mix. The equal nature of its constituents makes it easy to employ in large volumes.
This potent mixture can be served as a cocktail or a shot. Despite it's tropical blue hue, the Wet Chinchilla pulls no punches and will catch up to you if you let it. It's as tasty as it is strong. Girl's love the color but it is by no means a "girly" drink. Order a "Wet Chinchilla" with caution.

1. Louie and I passed the blue jug of Wet Chinchilla to random partygoers.

2. Bartender! Two Wet Chinchillas over here!

by N.J.K December 26, 2007

Wet Out

When someone needs to man up and do something, but they don't, instead they choose to 'wet out'.

Guy 1: Go over and talk to that girl
Guy 2: Nah man she's outta my league
guy 1: oh you always 'wet out' I'll have to do it

by scullz October 25, 2012

Wet Doggin It

When you take a shit but dont whipe at all

"Hunter just told me his ass feels moist because he was wet doggin it"

by Adam L & Halen G January 11, 2008

Wet Boner

1.A huge boner. It will get so hard it may show throw your pants and it will be wet on the tip of it. This may happen for no reason or because something a hot girl did.

"Dude,i had a wet boner in class and it got really annoying, couldn't concentrate."

by freshstyles June 10, 2009

Wet Dream

When you nut in your sleep and wake up with cum everywhere. Sex dreams are different from wet dreams cuz its basically your body just nutting itself cuz you're so young and your hormones are bussing.

"dude, I must have had a wet dream last night because I woke up and there was cum everywhere...."

Young Man: "Mom, whats all over my bed?"

Mom: "Cum, you had a wet dream."

by Alexandraplot April 26, 2017

wet danny

a sex act performed on a girl. The wet danny is a signature move that comes from the Dallas, TX area. Basically, a wet danny is when you are slamming a girl from behind in a bathroom. While doing it doggystyle, you shove her head into the toilet and flush it. This is a wet danny. If turds are present at the time, it can be referred to as a log ride.

I hooked up with a random in a bathroom and gave her a serious wet danny.

by Nicky Caesar & Vinnie Cazzo August 1, 2004