by Doyourballsjingle April 30, 2021
Get the organic weaselmug. You want to know why Jordan Peterson doesn't like the red pill? Yeah? Ok. Here's why Jordan Peterson doesn't like the red pill. Here's why he called them weasels, and then later dialed it back. Here's why there's some crossover between the fanbases. (Just in case I haven't explained this before)
Hym "So Jordan's proposition is basically this: Women are attracted to this higher-order abstraction. The 'Competent man.' And it's not easy for women to tell the difference between competent men and imposters. The Weasels, on the otherhand, have a similar belief. The higher-order abstraction is the 'High-value man.' And the high-value man is this amalgam of traits including height, income, bigfatcock, and 'mInDsEt'(Which is essentially Jordan Peterson 'Competent man' abstraction. Which is where the crossover occurs). I call him the 'Imanginary Frankenstein.' But the problem lies in the Redpill's conceptualization of women. Women who have these qualities (all 3 of which apply to his daughter) engage in 'hook-up culture,' Single mothers, and divorcee are all considered 'low-value women.' MY ASSERTION is that women will settle for ANY traits that exists on the Imanginary Frankenstein or any combination of traits, starting with money (at a correlation of .7). Money makes up the largest slice of of the pie-graph and is like the torso of the Frankenstein. Bigfatcock is (obviously) the big fat cock. And you can rank-order the traits hierarchically like so:
Money
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Fatcock
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General Attractiveness
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And your fuckin ✌️✊️✌️Mindset✌️✊️✌️
Or whatever. But THIS 👇
Fatcock
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Money
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GA
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And-so-on
This ☝️ Is critical fatcock theory. This is what we're here to prove. I'm a serious academic."
Money
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Fatcock
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General Attractiveness
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And your fuckin ✌️✊️✌️Mindset✌️✊️✌️
Or whatever. But THIS 👇
Fatcock
|
Money
|
GA
|
And-so-on
This ☝️ Is critical fatcock theory. This is what we're here to prove. I'm a serious academic."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2023
Get the Weaselsmug. A slim, yet very long penis with an average size of about 8 inches. It must make huge loads and sometimes make red ones.
by CaRtErrrr December 23, 2020
Get the Weaselmug. This sentence refers to wanting to penetrate (buffing) someone's Weasel (a persons anus or vagina), usually used in very intimate moments.
I'd love to buff that Weasel, sir!
That guy was Buffing Someones Weasel yesterday morning, then he took his fish for a feet walk.
That guy was Buffing Someones Weasel yesterday morning, then he took his fish for a feet walk.
by Walt.Jr December 8, 2024
Get the Buffing Someones Weaselmug. 
Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.
by Abel Damsa May 6, 2018
Get the Cock Weaselmug. Someone that leaches off someone’s music career and thinks that they can do what ever they want because they make shitty music
by Mason James February 14, 2020
Get the Weaselmug.