wank fart

The sound that resonates when one is Wanking as the sweat glands on the Penis (and/or semen that has been ejaculated) that secrete sweat comes into contact with the moving hand, thus making a noise.

Dude, did you hear John yesterday? He was doing some crazy wank farts.

by Michael Fletche March 24, 2008

skank wank

a skank wank is a girl/whore that you find irritating and would like to lay her down and wank all over to prove u dont need her for nothing and that ur independant

she is only worth a skank wank if that

by Jordan Pritchett August 27, 2006

Man wank

The act of jerking off but not wiping up after.

Guy 1: Dude, your room stinks.

Guy 2: Yeh, I had a man wank cos my brother walked in before I had a chance to clean up.

by Paul 12 December 22, 2008

Philosophical Wank

When you're wanking using just your mental recollections and you begin asking yourself deep questions about the meaning of life, culminating in a more fulfilling view of the universe and life as you bust a nut.

"I just had a philosophical wank and suddenly I see things much clearer"

by Socratesticles July 16, 2020

Revision Wank

When you're revising surface anatomy and you see boobs which causes you to go on porn and wank.

"I had to revise last night but it just led to a revision wank"

by superdude3435 May 11, 2010

Wank warden

When in a large group of people and 1/8 of them being the commander of all the penises among them this being the wank warden

John: did you go to last summers camp I heard Jerry was the wank warden

by Backedpotatoenoises February 6, 2021

Sushi Wank

A sushi wank is when you take some chopstick, wrap your dick in seaweed and use the chopsticks to jerk your sea planty penis until you cum

The other day in Yo Sushi I popped to the toilets for a sushi wank, I ate the seaweed after

by Mr.FoxNoir June 16, 2019