walking hemorrhoid

A person that's a major pain in the ass!

Man, She's so bitchy! She A walking hemorrhoids.

by Lord-Pain March 28, 2015

Toby Walking

Walking extremely fast due to fucking long legs

Dude that guys his toby walking on

by Jesus Brother November 13, 2011

rusty walk

An exaggerated excursion, used by people who have inflated egos and mass amounts of confidence

"look at the rusty walker"
"What a twat"

by Seth Russell February 22, 2021

fat walking

You put a burger on a dog lead and make fat people follow.

Give me a burger and a dog lead, chubby is going for a walk. I'm taking chubby fat walking

by jackwilsh12345 October 14, 2011

Walking Tangent

An annoying individual in his early thirties that acts like a 4 year old who is severly ADD and unable to complete a sentence. Talks in endless circles without ever making a point. Frequently jumps to a completely different topic in the middle of a statement. Very distracted like the dog in the movie "UP"....squirrel!!

Obsessed with talking about dropping a douma.

What is Scott talking about now?!?!
Nobody ever knows what he is saying, he's a walking tangent!

by angryengineer March 25, 2011

coachellaphant walk

When a group of people hold hands at a festival to keep from getting lost or separated.

We keep losing Danielle so let’s Coachellaphant walk to the main stage.

by Itsmydustiny April 14, 2022

speed walk

When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.

Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.

by twackburn July 4, 2017