Walking Stool

To refer to somebody as a walking piece of shit.

Who invited this walking stool to the party?

by Cipote August 10, 2020

jolly walking

Have you ever seen how a medium-sized poodle-like dog prances across the street? They move with style, grace, pep, and a lot of joy in their steps. That's what jolly walking is all about, and humans can do it too.

Eric looked so happy jolly walking his way across the sidewalk on a sunny day.

by nezzyandzora August 25, 2013

walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018

Walk blocker

A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.

It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.

by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016

Walking Tangent

An annoying individual in his early thirties that acts like a 4 year old who is severly ADD and unable to complete a sentence. Talks in endless circles without ever making a point. Frequently jumps to a completely different topic in the middle of a statement. Very distracted like the dog in the movie "UP"....squirrel!!

Obsessed with talking about dropping a douma.

What is Scott talking about now?!?!
Nobody ever knows what he is saying, he's a walking tangent!

by angryengineer March 25, 2011

Jersey-walk

A term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. Usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. Use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. Named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, badass New Jerseyans.

"I jersey-walked through the entire store and got all my shopping done in 10 minutes flat."

by heatherhez March 9, 2012

walking bucks

Money that you just carry around with you in your pocket when you go out. Basically, spending money. Usually referred to as "walking bucks" when the person has a lot of money to show off.

This must be your life savings under your bed, where did you get it all?

Nah, that's just walking bucks.

by Listening802 August 7, 2010