rusty walk

An exaggerated excursion, used by people who have inflated egos and mass amounts of confidence

"look at the rusty walker"
"What a twat"

by Seth Russell February 22, 2021

Toby Walking

Walking extremely fast due to fucking long legs

Dude that guys his toby walking on

by Jesus Brother November 13, 2011

Walk chocolate

The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.

I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper

by notactuallyajew October 4, 2020

Walking Tangent

An annoying individual in his early thirties that acts like a 4 year old who is severly ADD and unable to complete a sentence. Talks in endless circles without ever making a point. Frequently jumps to a completely different topic in the middle of a statement. Very distracted like the dog in the movie "UP"....squirrel!!

Obsessed with talking about dropping a douma.

What is Scott talking about now?!?!
Nobody ever knows what he is saying, he's a walking tangent!

by angryengineer March 25, 2011

Walk blocker

A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.

It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.

by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016

Walk And Jack

to give a hand job while walking

Meghan gave him a walk and jack while we walked to dinner.

by SlutMama January 4, 2011

jolly walking

Have you ever seen how a medium-sized poodle-like dog prances across the street? They move with style, grace, pep, and a lot of joy in their steps. That's what jolly walking is all about, and humans can do it too.

Eric looked so happy jolly walking his way across the sidewalk on a sunny day.

by nezzyandzora August 25, 2013