Urban Dictionary

A place where people try way to hard to be funny by bringing inside jokes and making up words that make no sense where there are perfectly fine alternatives already in the English language. Most definitions will probably be sex related

User: Hmm, what's something that describes the feeling of wanting to fuck someone but you can't get yo dick hard? Oh i have an idea, i'll call it "Soft Dick blues!".. Ill add that to the urban dictionary!!!

Response: yeah, dude, it's called erectile dysfunction because you watch too much porn

by Kanye Yeast November 3, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Wikepedia, but fucking hilarious.

Teacher: Did you finish your research last night?
Student: Yea!

Teacher:Give me your sources. The Urban Dictionary?

Student: UMMM
Teacher: Check my upload for( tits).

Student: Faints.

by andy15parker February 18, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A virtual dictionary, created by Millenials in 1999, to help individuals keep up with the evolving world of the internet and sub-culture acronyms, colloquialism, and slang. Is often misused to define the names of human beings.

Kill moe, I don't know that word. Let me look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Jada Roams November 24, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary found on the web with definitions, like this, written by the public.

www.urbandictionary.com/ All of Urban Dictionary's words are defined by the public.

by Sovv June 14, 2018

urban dictionary

A place to lose faith in humanity.

This urban dictionary makes me thing we all will die soon.

by dumpy2008 February 27, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary. A Site that was good when it was created. people are given the opportunity to define any word. at first it was all good. but someone decided to start a spreading virus that effects all urban dictionary writers to write something about sex or something that has absolutely nothing to do with the actual meaning of the word you type in. It also contains alot of swear words, lucky im different

Sexual :
Me : looks up cake
Results : Another word meaning ass or butt
Urban Dictionary... you changed. for the worse

by Winterose_ August 9, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A place where people can make stupid definitions, find random words, and learn about "iNTerEsTiNG" stuff.

Urban Dictionary is an iNTerEsTiNG place.

by notunedible May 14, 2019