Two bros

Men who chill in hot tubs, several feet apart to ensure heterosexuality.

"Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay!"

by *Intimidates in non binary* March 14, 2022

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Two Bill Jill

Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.

"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."

by SpringShittyBornAndBred November 3, 2022

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two-balled bitch

A male who has bitchy qualities

My ex is a two-balled bitch.

by Veggie Girl April 27, 2006

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Two Kids in a Sandbox

The single most disgusting video on the web, in which a dude gets a dildo shoved in his penis.

Boy 1 "do you want to cry boy 2"
Boy 2 "yes"
Boy 1 "Watch Two kids in a sandbox"
Boy 2 "crying"

by OUCH!!! September 28, 2009

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two finger award

An act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had sexual intercourse the previous night.

This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.

Frank: I heard Ryan banged Ally last night!
Greg: I know bro, I gave him the two finger award!

by MAC36 December 11, 2007

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