Twilighteer

A Twilight fan

"My sister is a major Twilighteer!"

by bobby_iii December 6, 2009

Duces and tailights

Another way to say bye and I'm out.

You ma'am are a funky ass bieioch, Duces and tailights ho!

by Un10nCarb1d4 April 23, 2015

Twillight

A reminder to every men in the world that girls ARE stupid and does not worth wasting any time on.

- Boy A: My sister loves Twillight.
- Boy B: So does every two-digit-IQ girls in the world.
- Boy A: Let's forget about those dumb shits and play DotA!
- Boy B: Go go gg gl hf.

by BePo October 7, 2009

twilightaholic

Someone who is majorly addicted to Twilight. Twilightaholics are mostly girls but some guys age 8-25. They watch, read, and talk about twilight whenever they can and need help with their addiction. They also get offended easily if someone says something bad about Twilight. People with this addiction cannot stop thinking about Edward Cullen or Jacob Black and don't get the fact that they are fictional characters that they will never get to marry.

Britney: Whoa why do u have that huge bruise?
Jessica: Sarah punched me when I said that Twilight wasn't that good.
Sarah: I love twilight, maybe Edward will turn me into a vampire too! OH MY GOSH HAVE YOU SEEN NEW MOON? Jacob is so hot!
Britney: Sarah you are a Twilightaholic!

by TheInfamousAndCrazyChick November 28, 2009

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)

twilightcancer is a form of cancer contracted by high exposure to the toxic waste known as twilight. Also can be contracted by watching the movie and standing within 100 mile radius of the author of the piece of shit book and can be contracted from having intercoarse with the author or anyone who has it, it is both a cancer and a STD. can also be used as a adjective

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)



jim: last night, i had sex with linda.
bob: you do know she had twilightcancer right?
jim: fuck.
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bill: i love twilight
steve: fucking twilightcancer

by 0mg toxic February 8, 2009

Twilightin'

The state of being so completely consumed by one's obsession with Twilight that one's work suffers, friends are neglected, schoolwork is ignored in the pursuit of one's next Twilight fix.

"Is Renea coming to work today?"
"I don't think so. She and Abby were up until 2 AM twilightin'.

by Mrs_Lot December 17, 2008

Twilighter

A sane fan of Twilight.

"Fans of the series who are up for debate, free thought, and intelligent discussion rather than mindless praise of who’s the hottest character."

-www.TwilightSucks.com

I wish all the Twilight Fans were as unbiased and open minded as the Twilighters. I'm tired of hearing about the looks of a fictional, godly statue.

Chav: "Twilight SUX! HE'Z NAWT REEL! G3T A L1F3!"
Twilighter: "Right, well, good luck with that. Too bad you don't speak so much the language as you chew on it and spit it out."

by VictoriaVolTORI March 30, 2009