turd growl

when you take a poo and your butt hole growls louder than your girlfriend screaming in the bedroom.

a guy: "DUDE, did you hear that turd growl?!"
me: "Ew, yeah it woke up my baby sister.."

by ilikeyoualotweinerlickingshit July 31, 2009

Turd Hatchet

A small cutting device that can be used to cut feces up in a toilet before flushing, either to keep the toilet from overflowing or so the feces won't streak the toilet.

Clarence used the turd hatchet.

by itsdodobaby December 6, 2009

Turd Wrinkle

The lines and crevices in ones turd. Truly used for the lowest form of douche bag

This effing turd wrinkle just tried to give me exact change for his olde english and his swisher sweet cigarillo.

by The retail guy February 22, 2011

eraser turds

The bits of eraser left behind after erasing something.

Teacher: get all the eraser turds off your desk so it doesn't mess up your drawing.

by spikeyrulez April 7, 2011

worry turd

a bowel movement that is generated solely by anxiety about something.

"Dude, I'm friggin anxious about that test. I gotta drop a worry turd".

by HSW1987 April 10, 2011

Squirrelly turds

A bowel movement that is somewhere between normal and diarrhea. Consistently crescent shaped and varying in number.

I went to a kegger last night and have had squirrelly turds all morning.

by BoeZoe May 27, 2010

[bicovel turd]

A number deuce that is not tapered at either end.

A large square log would be a bicovel turd.

by Larry Barta January 12, 2008