emerging turd

When you suddenly realise u need a shit

Oh I'm having an emerging turd

by Bushinstructor September 18, 2015

turd surgeon

Someone who enjoys faecal investigation.

Fred: I heard Mark likes to play with his shit before he flushes it.
Mike: yeah, he's a real turd surgeon!

by dan1582 September 6, 2013

Squirrelly turds

A bowel movement that is somewhere between normal and diarrhea. Consistently crescent shaped and varying in number.

I went to a kegger last night and have had squirrelly turds all morning.

by BoeZoe May 27, 2010

Rolling Turd

A loaf shaped vehicle in which many obscene actions occure

Man, that camping trip in the rolling turd was awesome

by Chuck/Sheymus September 26, 2011

[bicovel turd]

A number deuce that is not tapered at either end.

A large square log would be a bicovel turd.

by Larry Barta January 12, 2008

Gypsy Turd

Similar to rabbit turds but humans create gypsy turds

Steve-Man I just had a huge mud mountain.
Leroy- I wish I could, alll I’m producing is Gypsy Turds.

by Dmannproductions April 29, 2023

turd volcano

When you shit and it fills up the bowl and rises up out of the water .

Tom planted a turd volcano in my toilet yesterday and left it there. That volcano of shit was so gross.

by Romeoblues December 15, 2015