toothpaste

a substance people put on their pimples to help the pimple process

- We have no more toothpaste :o ... what am I going to do? I have a huge pimple on my head and I am going out tonight

by Jane, Mary Jane! May 17, 2006

toothsucker

A gentleman usually of West Indian descent expressing disapproval, fustration or just to demean another by Inhaling between his teeth and frontal dentistry- he sucks his teeth so therefore he Is.

ttttttsssssssssssssssss! ghets me.

by El Cholo January 15, 2004

Snaggle tooth

Rebecca Morton Salt

Dude snaggles is so trog. Straight snaggle tooth

by Ratly rat rat April 17, 2009

beaver tooth

clit.

"man that girls beaver tooth is SWOLE."

by tayhad January 10, 2009

Tooth Fairy

A small winged creature that teaches little kids that They can get money for their body parts.

Little girl: I put my tooth under mah pillow last night
other kid: HOW MUCH U GEIT?
Little girl: like... 5$
other kid: I WOUNDER HOW MUCH I WOULD GET ITF I PUT MY LEG UNDER ??!??

News reporter: Little Billy Billson was found dead last night under his pillow after appernetly trying to put his leg under his pillow for the tooth fairy. This "tooth fairy" is now in custidy and being put under investigation.

by LunaLovez February 17, 2010

Chocolate Toothbrush

When you visit your dentist for a ADA approved 6-month cleaning only to have him perform anal sex while you are under general anesthesia. The dentist then places his penis into the oral cavity of the patient as he returns from unconsciousness.

I visited my dentist for a 6-month cleaning only to awake from anesthesia with a chocolate toothbrush in my mouth

by Dr. Gingiva March 10, 2010

spanish toothache

When you eat overly spicy food and the next morning you have one of those ring stinging shits that burns 6 layers of skin off your freckle!

Fuck those noodles were spicy last night, I had the biggest Spanish toothache this morning.

by dirty dingo September 14, 2016