Turd Burglars vs. Pissants.... Turd Burglars are on the blitz... they've burgled a turd... Now they're penetrating the backfield.. Flushdown, Turd Burglars !!!!!
by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004
When you're in the bathroom and you're making dramatic sounds. For example, when peeing you make the sounds of relief. When pooping, you scream yelling at the heavens....
Guy - I just came from the men's room and there was a dude performing toilet theater in the stall. The sounds he was making while taking a shit was like an opera.
by Jay Santy TRSS April 23, 2016
Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.
by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021
A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.
Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020
by human dictionary December 05, 2014
Situation when you have a problem, e.g. at work, but don't know how to solve it, and when you are in the toilet - preferably taking a shit - you suddenly come with the solution.
Guys! I have a solution for that nasty bug! I was sitting in the lavatory when got enlightened by the toilet wisdom.
by rufik April 07, 2020
by bg43 February 21, 2017