Toilet Man

a mentally ill man with scoliosis and a thirst for blood. Looks like a toilet.
Person 1: Have you heard the toilet man rumor?
Person 2: yeah, he's hot
by Plxmyaa December 4, 2020
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toilet paper

That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid
Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.
by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021
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toilet talking

The act of participating and/or initiating conversation when using the toilet.

If you walk into a club's bathroom and listen to all the intoxicated conversation, this is a form of toilet talking.

Akin to pillow talk, we are now taking the pillow to the toilet.
Jerry forgot to bring the paper into the toilet for his routine coffee, cigarette, poop & read. So he called Elaine instead of reading. Jerry and Elaine are now actively toilet talking.

Jerry and Elaine are having some pillow talk after some "this and that", Elaine wanted a shower and Jerry had to use the bathroom as well. They casually brought the conversation into the toilet. They are now pillow talking in the toilet; Toilet Talking.
by DigitalTeaShirt July 7, 2016
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toilet flick

Dylan- "Wow that girl at the gym at a long toilet flick today"

Jordan- "Yea she was in there for almost twenty minutes"
by Mr. Parksington March 16, 2017
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Toilet paper

Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.
Person 1: Why do you have 64 cases of toilet paper???
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro
by new guy 101 April 22, 2020
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horny toilet

A bidet toilet with different masssage settings that give women orgasms.
The hotel room didn't have a removable shower head so she used the horny toilet.
by human dictionary December 4, 2014
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Toilet paper

Me:Excuse me let me speak to your manager!

Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

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