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Taking One for the Team

When you and your friends have just smoked a delious bowl and your glass piece is clogged with weed, making it impossible to take a monster rip and someone decides to make a stand and unclog the piece. They do so by sucking in as violently as possible sucking in any buds that may be clogging your inhaling mechanism. He then makes a face of disgust and opens his mouth and shows his tongue. His tongue is covered in ash. He has sacraficed himself in order for the smoking session to run faster and more effiecent.
-"Dude, whats going on, I barely got anything off that hit"
-"I was afraid of this."
-"Afraid of what?"
_"I must 'Take one for the team'"
-"You brave little soldier"
by Jake September 22, 2004
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taking a shit or taking a dick

Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.
He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!
by ima90sbb September 20, 2009
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Taking a Bath in Chocolate

to literally fill a tub with chocolate and sit in it. The chocolate actually works as a great shaving gel. Note:it is unsanitary to eat the chocolate
taking a bath in chocolate:
billy:what is your wildest sexual fantasy?
marsha:having sex with you in a large tub of chocolate
billy:ooh that got my jimmy hard just thinking about it
by butt crack billy May 21, 2006
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Taking Back Sunday

by umandstuff October 30, 2004
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taking the cop

When you settle for a lesser punishment to get out of something, usually if you snitch, or back down.
If you tell someone you are going to beat them down and they say, "I ain't even tryin to fight you man.", they are taking the cop.
by Denisha May 11, 2006
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Taking The Bob

When a person (generally female) allows a priest to shove a hand full of wormy human feces into her face and mouth with little or no resistance.
She didn't even scream. She seemed only mildly concerned when Taking The Bob
by Jackie Rabbit December 15, 2010
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Taking Care of Jizzness

she sure is taking care of jizzness. Suzy sure takes care of jizzness seriously well. Although some girls have no business taking care of jizzness and never can quite finish the deed.

sometimes it's better to take care of your own jizzness right? like they say.. you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.
by aurorwolf July 30, 2012
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